We lovingly call my mom sarge. We have had a three year reprieve from "Sarge". But all good things come to an end. Sarge is back. I accidentally called her on the cell phone yesterday and here is the gist of the conversation.
Me: Sorry mom. I dialed you. I am in the eye doctor's office. We may come by afterwards. Do you know what day we're getting together for Christmas?
Mom: No but I should know tomorrow.
Me: Well, Cheryl and I need to know so that we can get the food and have it ready.
Mom: Well, I've already cooked the cornbread this morning.
Me: That's all that you need to fix. We'll get the rest.
Mom: Well, you know I have that turkey breast.
Me: I'm getting the ham and the rest of the food.
Mom: Your daddy and I are going to the grocery store soon and I'M buying the ham.
Me: Mama, now you need to take it easy and don't overdo and go backwards.
Mom: You don't know nothing, I haven't been turned up yet. (She's referring to her pacemaker being turned on for activity).
Me: (Thinking to myself) Why can't parents just mind their kids ?)
Sarge is DEFINITELY back!!!! But I love her and I'm glad.
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- strawberrygirl
- Iva, South Carolina, United States
- I am a pastor's wife, a mom, and a nurse. I love being a nurse, I can't imagine being anything else!!
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